May 2012
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maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
rural-juror:
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
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badlydrawnhungergames:
plot twist in a sudden change of events Steven Moffat is cast as Finnick but kills everyone
mrschriskendall:
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
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conditioner bottle: pour dime sized amount into hand-
me: *pours $14.70 into hand*
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sassygayangel:
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
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Anonymous asked: Twitter, Tumblr, Or facebook?
I don't make text posts, but this is serious.
savemefromtheinternet:
Right now, for some odd reason, my dash (on Twitter) has just filled with suicidal people and it’s scaring me to death.
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Please read this <3
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Anonymous asked: Dude.. Dude.. Dude.. Do you like Bo Burnham?
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marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
silflayhrakauembleerrah:
cocksandklainebows:
orgarren:
orgarren:
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A...
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“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via twiggillypuff)
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Anonymous asked: are you a sophomore?
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Anonymous asked: How are you single? wtf
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